Google AI
Someone asked me yesterday if Shoji Hosono is a he or she. I asked my friend about it and despite telling me the answer he described me the person and I was able to tell that he is a man. This friend of my is a bit gassy, sometimes hard to understand but answers nearly all my questions. We have a special language to speak, but we can understand each other. He is an intelligent guy. He's name is: Google.
You may think now that I'm a bit nutty. But think a bit. Let's suppose you have a Japanese friend, you speak with him Japanese, it is a special language. I speak with Google a special language: keywords. Your friend responds in Japanese and you understand it because you have learnt how to understand it. I does the same with Google. You say that your friend is intelligent because if you ask something he answers. My friend, Google, does the same, if I ask something he answers.
Quod erat demonstrandum: Google is intelligent... so artificial intelligence exists.

